English: The Swiss Army Knife of Majors

There’s something ever-so-isolating about being an English major.

Or maybe it’s just going to a liberal arts school where not everyone I pass by is pre-med or pre-law. My closest friends all have different majors – which probably says something great about our ability to branch out – but still leaves me somewhat in the dark for my own progress. I feel like papers for English classes are substantially more challenging than any other paper I have even attempted to write.

In a class last semester, I handed in what I thought was one of my worst pieces of writing and I ended up with an actual 100% on it. That doesn’t even seem fathomable. The professor literally left no comments. Either the professor was just done from the start, or the English major is paying off.

I also am the resident editor and proofreader for all my friends because I have a knack for it. I’ve started to get so good at it that I need specifics for what I’m supposed to be looking for or I’ll mark it up to all hell. I feel really bad about this usually – especially on the history papers – which aren’t so much about style as they are about substance and validity. I tried to scale back as I didn’t want anyone to feel like I was telling them their writing was the worst, but I would constantly remind myself: “This is how I’d want someone to help me proofread”.

There are perks of the English major. Obviously, the pros outweigh the cons, but believe me there have been times I’ve found myself in a moral dilemma. The English major is a multi-faceted tool, the Swiss army knife of majors. Sometimes this diversity as a major creates some confusion for my little humanities brain – especially when faced with the ever-impending doom of graduate school and internships to prepare me for graduate school.

What can you even do with an English major?

Is “greeting card writer” seriously a job opportunity that APEX is considering livable for an English major? I’m starting to think people don’t know what an English major is. Do I know what an English major is?

One of the biggest things that irked me when I was thinking about my future as an English major with a very special interest in archival studies and library studies was the jobs that graduated English majors go on to do after Wooster. Almost all of the jobs listed were with medical or technology companies, something that I most certainly have no interest in doing. I would like to do something creative or at least interact with media in my day-to-day. I don’t want to sit in an office listening to my 2029 Spotify Wrapped while I write a new LinkedIn post for all of my work colleagues to know I just got a promotion from medicine label writer to medicine ingredients writer.

Obviously, this isn’t going to happen. But without any further research, this is how the English major can look. It is obvious that other people also don’t feel the need to put in the work to understand it also.

Something that has been a growing up point for me this semester is learning how flexible this major is. I’ve learned to embrace it with pride and excitement about my future in doing something I love.

3 thoughts on “English: The Swiss Army Knife of Majors

  1. This blog post is powerful! The descriptive visuals transform the entire essay; your metaphor is strong and demonstrates your feelings well. Everything you say is needed to allow the audience to know precisely what you’re feeling. I specifically liked the part saying, “I don’t want to sit in an office listening to my 2029 Spotify Wrapped while I write a new LinkedIn post for all of my work colleagues to know I just got a promotion from medicine label writer to medicine ingredients writer.” I have felt that feeling, but you make it more transparent and relatable by mentioning Spotify Wrapped. I believe this blog post does a great job getting all your points across while being relatable (even for someone who is not an English major but as someone who just goes to a liberal arts school).

  2. What an awesome post! I love the use of questions. I’ve often felt the same way as an English major before, wondering what it really means to major in such a subject. There is a great level of humor throughout this post. Like Gabby already mentioned, the part with the promotion from medicine label writer to medicine ingredients writer is fantastic, very funny, but also makes me think about the future. This is one of the most relatable blog posts I’ve seen this semester, and you have a gift with letting the reader inside your mind. I feel like I can hear your voice in this essay. Let’s hope APEX is able to find us more opportunities than just “greeting card writer”!

  3. Julia- this hits too hard. I still have absolutely no clue where I’m going, and I feel like I’m about to run out of time where I can say everything will fall into place. yikes.

    Throughout your blog posts this semester, I’ve loved the tone and voice you’ve used! All your writing has been so (sometimes darkly) witty and it’s been so much fun to read. I too hope that there can be some kind of concrete plan for English majors outside of being a “greeting card writer”, which I’m sure sounds less than ideal to those of us who hope to write novels or become journalists.

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